Clowns riding little teeny, tiny bicycles or unicycles, Not Funny. Clowns riding in little tiny cars, also not funny. Twenty seven clowns piling out of a little car, also not funny, and don’t get me started on balloon animals.
If you have ever seen one clown act, in your entire life you have seen them all. The only thing worse then clowns is mimes, but this story is not about mimes, we talking about clowns.
The most memorable clowns were certainly not even remotely funny at all. I will give you some specific examples, there are lots more, but these are the ones that come to mind right away.
Here’s one, John Wayne Gacy, he was a serial killer and rapist who sexually assaulted and murdered at least 33 teenage boys and young men in the 1970’s. He was executed in May 1994. John Wayne Gacy later became known as the “Killer Clown” due to his charitable services at fundraising events, parades and children’s parties where he would dress as “Pogo the Clown”, a character he devised himself. This psycho used to even paint pictures of clowns as well.
How about that clown in Florida, that used to do children’s parties and events like that, that was arrested because law enforcement intercepted text messages and emails where he expressed the desire to kill and eat children, he wasn’t clowning around either.
Lastly, have you ever seen the movie – Killer Clowns From Outer Space? If you haven’t seen it, you should definitely check it out. This movie is exactly about, what the title implies. This movie was a quasi, science fiction, horror movie, that was so bad, that it was actually pretty good. If your a fan of really,really, off-beat, B-rated, sci-fi horror films, then you will absolutely love this film. Like I said, clowns are not funny.
How about those bizarre clothes and make up, This is enough to make a drag queen run away in horror. Don’t get me wrong, I really like drag queen shows, I find them to be very entertaining. As a matter of fact, one of my favorite movies of all time is – The Bird Cage. This is one really, really, funny movie. Obviously drag queens have class, as you have never seen a drag queen dressed as a clown, now have you? I think not.
Now back to the story of this not so funny clown that was arrested for disorderly conduct and resisting an officer after his fisticuffs with a Police Officer. The altercation started after they got reports that this clown was spraying drivers with a squirt gun. I am pretty sure that the cops were not clowning around when they arrested this idiot. Then this clown shows up in court, red nose and all and starts a bunch of crap with the judge and the court bailiff.
I bet the Judge won’t be clowning around either, when he sentences this clown. While we are at it, why don’t we just round up all the other clowns, and arrest them as well. The world would certainly be a lot better place. Like I said before, I HATE CLOWNS!
Tom Dye, The Safety Guy
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