God Allegedly Tells Family To ‘Get Naked And Walk Down The Street’. Really? Evidently God is a real comedian or maybe they were listening to the wrong God.

Recently in Charlotte, North Carolina a woman in her twenties and her mother, who was in her forties, were seen walking down the street naked. The younger woman was carrying her baby, and her toddler-aged child was walking with them. Obviously, the Police stopped the family, considering naked people walking down the street naked, are not an everyday occurrence. When the Police inquired as to why they were walking down the street naked, the God fearing adults told them they were just following God’s instructions.

This incident brings up a lot of questions. First of all I am pretty sure that your are not supposed to question God’s commands. However, how do you know you are really talking to THE GOD?. Seriously, when I was a kid and did something stupid, just because one of my idiot friends told me too, he would sometimes ask me “If someone told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?”

Think about that for a minute? Why would God ask you to strip off all your clothes and humiliate yourself by walking down the street naked? What possible gain would God have to make you do something like that? I have a sneaky suspicion that this may not have been the real God at all, at least not in this case.

I mean if God is all knowing and all powerful and created life, the universe and everything, I would think that he/she would be just a little busy keeping things going, then to focus on a couple of insignificant dimwits in Charlotte, North Carolina.  Then to convince  said dimwits to walk down the street naked.

Unless,  you examine the other possibility. This could be another example of a Godly sense of humor. Hey, you never know, maybe God was sitting around with some of the other Gods, and decided to play a little practical joke, on these poor dumba–es, after all God has demonstrated a pretty good sense of humor in the past.

Yes, God has previously demonstrated a supreme sense of humor. Here’s a photo of a prime example.

Duck Billed Platypus

Duck Billed Platypus

The unusual appearance of this egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal baffled European naturalists when they first encountered it, with some considering it an elaborate fraud. It is one of the few venomous mammals, the male platypus having a spur on the hind foot that delivers a venom capable of causing severe pain to humans. The unique features of the platypus make it an important subject in the study of evolutionary biology.

I believe that God created the Duck Billed Platypus, specifically just to f–k with Charles Darwin, the father of modern Evolutionary Biology.

There are many other examples of God’s sense of humor as well, e.g. – burying fake carbon dated dinosaur bones all over the world, evidently just to mess with the Creationists, the Loch ness Monster, Sasquatch, extraterrestrial flying saucer flybys, crop circles, periodically convincing a few dimwits that the world is going to end (this seems to be one of God’s favorite practical jokes), etc., etc.

Next time the disembodied voice of God tells you to do something really stupid, maybe you should first ask yourself “Am I the prime candidate in an elaborate practical joke, or am I really being singled out to carry out the command of God? Maybe, God is just testing you to make sure that your not just a dimwitted rube. After all, it could very well be that dimwitted idiots are the last kind of people that Gods wants to to be his spokespersons. Think about it.

As always,

I am…

Tom Dye, The Safety Guy

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