Man bathes in 1,250 bottles of hot sauce and immediately regrets it!

This is a true story, you really can’t make this type of stuff up. British Vlogger, Cemre Candar is known for his stunts such as bathing in various type foodstuffs, e.g. – chocolate, Oreo cookies, and even multiple kegs of beer. Personally I think the beer stunt was a total waste of perfectly good beer, but to each their own. But seriously, why would you waste perfectly good beer?

On one of his recent stunts, he went way, way,  too far. I mean this is serious dumb ass territory we’re talking about. Why anyone would even consider to willingly abuse themselves this way is beyond me.

For thus particular stunt, Cemre decides it would be a good idea to immerse himself in 1,250 bottles of hot sauce with several handfuls of hot chili peppers thrown in for good measure.  As soon as he lowers himself into the tub, he realizes he has made a serious mistake. He scrunches his face up in pain and can be heard saying “IT HURTS”.

Here’s where we segway into something else….. Consider it an intermission…..Don’t worry I will get back to Cemre Candar’s hot sauce stunt in just a minute.

Now, I know this face, and the pain he is obviously in. I can relate to it. Some of you men out there can also relate as well. There is one thing, and only one thing,  that can cause this exact same painful expression…..Can you guess what it us?

For any who has ever had jock itch and was forced to use “Maximum Strength Tinactin Jock Itch Spray” you know exactly the kind of pain I’m talking about.

First of all, get off you’re high horse and quit pretending that this has never happened to you, because you and me both know, it has.

OH, NO, Tom Dye, The Safety Guy is going to start talking about jock itch. You bet you’re ass I am, so sit down and shut up. Obviously, I am either more manly, or crazier then you, because I am willing to talk about it openly to anyone that has the guts to keep reading.

I can admit it, once or twice a year here in Florida I get jock itch when it’s really hot and humid, and I am sweating a lot. If you think that this is not a very attractive image to imagine, believe me it’s not. But, that’s not the point of this story.

Now, like I said, one or two times a year the ugly jock itch rears it’s ugly head and I am forced to act, and act fast. There is one thing that will knock it down with just one or two applications and that is “Maximum Strength Tinactin Jock Itch Spray”.

But, herein lies the problem. Applying “Maximum Strength Tinactin Jock Itch Spray” hurts like someone is indiscriminately using a blow torch on your balls. (OK, testicles to be precise). You make that exact same scrunched up pain face as Cemre Candar does about one second after you spray it on.

Believe me, I know how it feels. I get out of the shower, dry myself off and face the medicine cabinet. At this point I feel like one of those losing gunfighters in one of those 1960’s Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. My heart is pounding, my palms are sweaty, my hands are loosely hovering over the imaginary six guns strapped to my sides. I know there is no way I am going to make it out alive, but I refuse to be a coward.

I….suddenly fling open the medicine cabinet…and before I lose my courage I grab the can of “Maximum Strength Tinactin Jock Itch Spray” shake it up….pop the cap off…and….spray it on……Pssssssst, Pssssssst…….. One second later, WHAM!!!!! the pain sets in…… a blow torch right to my nuts. The pain is excruciating for about 45 seconds and then slowly fades away. I lived fight another day.

You see, there is another thing to consider when using “Maximum Strength Tinactin Jock Itch Spray” do not smoke or have any open flames nearby, it may only contain 1% active ingredient, but it also contains: Alcohol SD 40, Isobutane, and Propane, all highly flammable materials of if were ignited would turn you into a human torch.

Another important safety tip from Tom Dye, The Safety Guy – Do not smoke, or use this product within 35 feet of sparks or open flames, to keep yourself from becoming a human torch.

And now back to our feature presentation…

OK, Back to British Vlogger, Cemre Candar, and his 1,350 bottles of hot sauce stunt. It becomes apparent that he knew that this was a serious mistake within seconds of lowering himself into the bath tub full of hot sauce and hot chili peppers. Instead of immediately getting out and calling it a day. Cemre submerges himself all the way in an even submerges his head in the hot sauce. Just to make life more exciting he eats some as well.

He says that even hours later it was very painful and he had painful red splotches all over his body for days after this dumb ass stunt.

Well, I am sorry to say Cemre you get what you deserve. As for me, I will stick to the  “Maximum Strength Tinactin Jock Itch Spray” not because I want to just to make a few bucks, but because I have to.

Suddenly the can of “Maximum Strength Tinactin Jock Itch Spray” doesn’t seem so scary after all.

 

You can watch Cemre’s YouTube video below.

Enjoy.

As Always,

I Am, Tom Dye, The Safety Guy

09/02/2016