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If You Are Xenophobic, Racist, Bigoted, Misogynist, Homophobic, or are Islamophobic, You My Friend are Un-American!

If  You are Xenophobic, Racist, Bigoted, a Misogynist, Homophobic, or are Islamophobic, You My Friend are Un-American!

It’s time for some straight talk my friends. I am stating un-equivalently that if you are Xenophobic, Racist, Bigoted, a Misogynist, Homophobic or are Islamophobic, You My Friend are Un-American!

Let me repeat that, Yes, I am saying unequivocally, and in no uncertain terms, that  anyone who suffers from Xenophobia, Racism, Bigotry, Homophobia, or Islamophobia, or is a misogynist, is a disgusting, shameful human being and their  words, actions, and beliefs are unequivically Un-American.  These individuals are essentially traitors to the very core ideals, and foundation of The United States of America.

Our founding fathers would be appalled and disgusted by anyone who subscribes to any one of these abnormal beliefs or behaviors.

These individuals are either woefully ignorant and/or uneducated or they are seriously mentally ill, and are in desperate need of some sort of serious mental health intervention.

First, for those of you who are unfamiliar with these terms let’s go over the meanings, so we are all on the same page so to speak.

The first thing you may have noticed is that most of these words end in “Phobic” or “Phobia” So let’s start there.

Phobia – a combining form meaning “fear,” occurring in loanwords from Greek (hydrophobia); on this model, used in the names of mental disorders that have the general sense of “fear, dread of, aversion toward” that specified by the initial element.

Xenophobia – an unreasonable fear or hatred of foreigners or strangers or of that which is foreign or strange.

Racism – Hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

Bigotry – stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one’s own.

Homophobia – unreasoning fear of or antipathy toward homosexuals and homosexuality.

Islamophobia – hatred or fear of Muslims or of their politics or culture.

Misogynist – a person who hates, dislikes, mistrusts, or mistreats women.

So, what do all these words have in common? The connecting threads through all these word definitions include; fear, hatred, irrational, intolerance, and unreasonable.

It’s pretty clear that these words are not terms that one would use to describe a “normal” human existence.

Here is some examples from history that prove my point.

The Preamble to the United States Constitution states;

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America”.

The operative words here are;  WE The People.  I define this to mean All The People, not just the ones who think like me.

Or, how about FDR’s first inaugural address in 1933, Where FDR said:

“So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is…fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life a leadership of frankness and of vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. And I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days”.

And finally, take out any paper U.S. Currency and under the great seal there is a Latin phrase;

e pluribus unum, which translates to; out of many, one. This is the official the motto of the United States.

I could cite many, many, more examples, but you get the general idea.

These type of shameful and disgusting Americans have been part of The United States since the very beginning. However, they have always been part of a small minority of anti-social fringe groups that over the decades have mostly been marginalized and slowly assimilated into mainstream society.

In other words as each new generation comes of age, a majority of them have grown up more tolerant and open-minded then the last one. So what changed?

The latest obvious example is when President Barack Obama, a black man, ran for, and was elected President of the United States, not once, but twice. 2008 – 2016.

The Right Wing GOP Conservatives immediately ran with the birther nonsense (Donald Trump being the most vocal proponent of the totally discredited and ludicrous theory) coupled with GOP obstructionism, and covert racism with bigoted innuendo thrown for good measure by the Conservative Republican political movement, re-ignited and gave voice to  the closet racists, and bigots, that had mostly been suppressed in our evolving politically correct society in the past couple of decades.

Even with all the cards stacked against him, President Obama’s, honesty, integrity and family values prevailed and he still maintains an incredibly high approval rating with the majority of the American public.

And then Donald Trump came along……

Donald Trump somehow became the Republican parties Presidential nominee. As the Huffington Post points out, “Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.”

Donald Trump has single-handedly given voice to the  Xenophobic, Racist, Bigoted, Homophobic, Islamophobic, misogynist subsets of society that we have been trying to educate and assimilate into mainstream society for decades.

These  fringe elements have found a voice in Donald Trump and have openly come out of the woodwork to support him with his very vocal encouragement. Donald Trump has opened the floodgates, encouraged, and given voice to the vile Un-American un-educated, mentally unstable, elements of society. There is no way to return this lunatic fringe back into the bottle and the onto the path to the mainstream, even after Donald Trump loses the election.

Donald Trump has single-handedly undone a couple of decades of progress we have made educating and integrating the fringe elements into society. Just when we were making progress, Donald Trump comes along like a spoiled child and destroys all the progress that has been made to date.

Civil society may  be down, but we are not defeated. We will regain the ground we have lost, but it will take time to recover. Donald Trump will go down in history as one of the biggest setbacks to the American social structure  attempting to create “a more perfect union” than any other Presidential nominee in modern history.

Donald Trump has subverted and destroyed the Republican Party. and unleashed the Xenophobic, Racist, Bigoted, Homophobic, Islamophobic, misogynist subsets of society back into the mainstream. Will we survive this abomination? Of Course.

It will take some time to recover, but our modern, politically correct, civil society will prevail in the end. Losing a single battle is not losing the war.

Remember, the official motto of The United States, e pluribus unum, (out of many, one).

Let us not forget the sacrifices of; Martin Luther King, Jr., JFK, RFK, LBJ, and many, many, others who lead us to where we are today. This is only a temporary setback, it may take years to fully recover. but we will recover, together as a nation. Remember, there is only one race on this entire planet, and that is the human race. All our other differences are irrelevant.

Together, we will prevail.

If your are interested, inlearning more, here are “176 Shocking Things Donald Trump Has Done This Election”. By, Keith Olbermann, on GQ.

 

As Always,

I Am,

Tom Dye, The Safety Guy

September 15, 2016

 

Man Shoots And Kills Cousin While Checking To See If A Bullet Proof Vest Still Works!

Man Shoots And Kills Cousin While Checking To See If A Bullet Proof Vest Still Works!

At 10 p.m. on Saturday,September, 10, 2016, Joaquin Mendez, 23, tried on the bullet-resistant vest, Tampa police said. He wondered aloud whether it still worked.

“Let’s see,” replied his cousin Alexandro Garibaldi, who pulled out a gun and shot at the vest, while his cousin was still wearing it, according to police.

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Evidently, Joaquin Mendez had just tried on the bullet proof , sat down in a chair, and wondered aloud if it still worked? That’s when his genius of a cousin whipped out a gun and said “Let’s See” and shot him in the chest. Seriously? I am sorry that a person died, but seriously they are both choice candidates for The Darwin Awards.

There was actually more to this story, e.g. – After Alexandro Garibaldi, shot his cousin he removed the vest off his dying cousin and took it into the house, and then told the cops he heard a gunshot, ran outside and found his cousin shot in the chest, He is also a convicted felon who was not legally able to possess a firearm.  Buts these facts are not relevant to my story.

If you are interested, here is a link to the original story: Click Here.

After further research I found out that this was not actually a bulletproof vest at all, but a Flak Jacket. BIG, BIG, BIG, DIFFERENCE!

Per Wikipedia; A flak jacket or flak vest is a form of body armor designed to provide protection from case fragments (“frag”) from high explosive weaponry, such as anti-aircraft artillery, grenades, some round shot used in shotguns and land mines and other lower-velocity projectiles. It is not designed to protect against bullets fired from small-arms such as rifles or handguns.

So, these geniuses obviously didn’t even know or even stop to consider the very important differences between a Flac Jacket, and a Bulletproof-Vest. Besides, even if they did know the difference, you still don’t try to test something like this while actually wearing it, and allowing someone shoot a live round from a hand gun directly at you, just to see if it still works.

Now, we finally get to my pain point of the story my friends. There are some things in life that you just have to take for granted, or faith if you’re the religious type,  that they do “actually work”, or not, as advertised and not try to test them in real life situations.

Have you ever seen those Jackass Movies? Think about it, there is a good reason they are called “Jackass”.

There are a few these kind of things that I can think of right off the bat, that fall into the category of don’t try this at home.

Before we begin, here’s an important safety tip from Tom Dye, The Safety Guy, NEVER, EVER, TRY THESE FOLLOWING STUPID STUNTS AT HOME! (Unless you wish to be permanently removed from the gene pool, then by all means, be my guest).

  • Never check to see if a firearm is loaded by pointing it you or others and pulling the trigger.
  • Never dart in front of a speeding automobile to see if the anti-lock brakes actually work.
  • Never purposely run into a stationary object with an automobile to check if the air-bags work properly.
  • Never check to see how much gas is in your car or lawnmower with a match or lighter.
  • Never try to pick up that poisonous snake just because you saw a YouTube video on how to do it properly.
  • Never throw bullets into a fire to see what happens.
  • Never fire a weapon straight up into the air, and just stand there like a damn fool.
  • Never smoke while filling your car or truck with gas.
  • Never use gasoline to start a Bonn fire or your charcoal grill for that matter.
  • Never mix chemical together unless you know how they react together. Bleach and Ammonia are good examples.
  • Never attempt to pet wild animals. Hence the name “Wild Animals”.
  • Never run a gasoline powered generator inside the house.
  • And lastly, never attempt to see how well a bulletproof vest works while actually wearing it.

If you can think of any more real life examples, please provide them in the comment box below. Comments are now open.

As Always,

I Am…

Tom Dye, The Safety Guy

When Sincerely Held Religious Beliefs Become Irrational, Or Just A Scam!

When Sincerely Held Religious Beliefs Become Irrational, Or Just A Scam!

Before I even begin, and in the interest of full disclosure and transparency, I am not a religious person or even a believer. However, I do fully support the First Amendment right to religion.

With That being said, has anyone seen the YouTube and Facebook posts from Apostle Danielle Mitchell from: In His Anointing Global Ministries? They based based in Lenexa, Kansas.

Their website is: http://www.inhisanointingglobalministries.com/

Let’s just say that that Apostle Danielle Mitchell has some beliefs that are far from mainstream. It’s her preaching that I believe is absurd, or maybe even a scam perpetrated on less then educated individuals. Let me lay out my case and then you can decide for yourselves.

Let me start with a short bio of Apostle Danielle Mitchell.  This came direct from the; In His Anointing Global Ministries website, so I can’t verify the accuracy of any of the information provided:

“Danielle Mitchell was born Nov 23, 1969 in Kansas City, but is now residing in Olathe, Kansas. In 2009 Danielle was affirmed as an Prophetess, and  on September 19, 2013 with much prayer she was affirmed as an Apostle of God in… In  His Anointing Global Ministries by  Apostle Dennis Hart. 

Apostle Danielle Mitchell is listed as the founder of; “In His Anointing Global Ministries”.  Since 2011. God has blessed her to be an Entrepreneur  and author.  She has published  five books Called…”The Jezebel, Ahab, and Eunuch  Spell”  Prophetic Poetry, “The Anger Within Your Soul Let It Go” , “Prayers That Invigorate” and Embracing Your Prophetic Gifts. You can get your copy at amazon.com or BarnesandNoble.com”

The first thing you may have noticed is that her bio states that she is “the founder” of In His Anointing Global Ministries. However, she was affirmed as an Apostle of God in… In  His Anointing Global Ministries by  Apostle Dennis Hart.  What???

Anyway I will return to this in a minute.

The reason Apostle Danielle Mitchell even came to my attention at all was because of a Facebook post that was shared on my timeline. In this video she can be seen driving in her car and talking about various common items that she believes that you must rid yourself of immediately because they are inherently evil. Of course this got my attention immediately.

The first item she mentions is, Witch Hazel. For those of you don’t know what Witch Hazel is it is:

shrub, Hamamelis virginiana, of eastern North America, having toothed, egg-shaped leaves and small, yellow flowers.

A liquid extraction from the leaves or bark of this plant mixed with water and alcohol, used externally as a liniment for inflammations and bruises and as an astringent.

I remember my Grandmother always kept this on hand in her medicine cabinet.

According to Apostle Danielle Mitchell, and in all seriousness she asks; Why are certain things breaking down in your home? Why are relationships failing? Why is there a lot of negativity that’s around? Well it could be what you use on your face. You guessed it, Witch Hazel is to blame.

According to Apostle Danielle Mitchell, you are putting witchcraft so to speak on your face. If you are a believer you shouldn’t be putting any product called Witch Hazel on your fave because it’s evil. Of course, Apostle Danielle Mitchell sells an alternative right on the churches website and even offers free shipping.

The only problem with this line of irrational reasoning is, the name “Witch Hazel” is, it was adapted from the Old English word: wych elm.

It has nothing to do with demons, evil or any other sort of superstition.

It gets even better…. Dirt Devil Vacuum Cleaners are also evil because of the name Dirt Devil. “You should not have anything in your home saying devil”

She goes onto rail against Harry Potter novels as well. According to Apostle Danielle Mitchell, the only way to rid your home of evil is to get rid of these items and bless your home with holy oil, or holy salt, and of course repent for your obviously unknowing evil ways.

Of course, railing against Harry Potter novels the some sub-sets of Evangelical Christians isn’t new. Who cares that the Harry Potter novels actually got millions of kids interested in reading, they were filled with moral issues, e.g.- good wins over evil, etc. Evidently that is beside the point.

Anyway you get the idea. I have posted the video at the end of my post so you can watch it for yourself.

OK, Like I said I would return to Apostle Danielle Mitchell’s bio on In His Anointing Global Ministries website.

The vision of the  Church is about developing, training and equipping “Saints” for ministry and business. We are equipping to make disciples of all  nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, Son, and  of the Holy Spirit according to Matthew 28:19  (NIV). Through this ministry miracles are happening, the captives are being set free, healed, blessed, and saved. God is growing out legs, healing cancer and strokes.

Apostle Danielle believes in the supernatural and is accurate with the word of knowledge and wisdom.We believe that there is nothing that God can’t do if you have faith. Without faith it is impossible to please God.  As one of God’s General’s God has called her to the nations to raise the dead!

Apostle Danielle has been on WTWG am Mississippi broadcast teaching the word of God, the Ray Mannings Singers internet broadcast twice a month, and on Let the prophet and prophetess speak on blog talk radio”.

Stupid me, I always assumed that it was only the Catholic Church that granted “Sainthood” to individuals, and only after a long and drawn out process. Who knew?

The; In His Anointing Global Ministries Website, further goes onto state; “We thank God for all the testimonies that are coming in of  people getting a financial breakthrough and supernatural money being deposited in their account . God has healed many of cancer, strokes,  mental illness, and  many are set free from generational curses. God is truly doing miracles , signs, and wonders through this ministry. You can follow Apostle @ Periscope TV,  Face Book, Twitter, Instagram, Goggle, and LinkedIn”.

WOW!!! They certainly covered all their Social Media bases didn’t they.  Now, I am going to call this for what it is, this is an absolute scam and bullshit.

This so-called Apostle is scamming the poor people who just want to believe and are looking for comfort in religion. Danielle Mitchell is the worst kind of scam artist and she should be investigated by law enforcement, and The Internal Revenue Service right now!

Why am I being so harsh on this so-called “Apostle/con artist” Danielle Mitchell?

Well, it becomes abundantly clear when you visit the; In His Anointing Global Ministries web-store they sell Danielle Mitchell’s products, Books, Tee shirts, Perfume, Oils, Purses, Jewelry, Body sprays, Anointed oils, Purses, Scarfs, and Face Powder. And as an added bonus most have free shipping.

This bullshit disgusts me, this is not freedom of religion, this is taking advantage of the vulnerable for profit. Shame on you Danielle Mitchell!  Your God will not be very forgiving for this scam that you are perpetuating upon your believers.

As the late Paul Harvey used to say: Now You Know The Rest Of The Story.

Kind of reminds me of the classic rock song by Peter Greene and Fleetwood Mac, titled, “Oh Well”. The opening verse is; “When I talk to God I know he understands, he said stick by me and I will be you’re God in hand, but don’t ask me what I think of you, because I might not give you the answer that you want me too”.

Danielle Mitchell is not an “Apostle” she is a con artist, praying upon the fears of people just looking for a little comfort and salvation, in their daily lives.

You don’t have to take my word for it, Please, I encourage you to check out the information for yourself.

 

 

As Always,

I am, Tom Dye, The Safety Guy
03/08/2016

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