Hitler-Naming Dad Wears Nazi Uniform To Child Custody Hearing.

Really Dude? are you freaking serious???

Heath Campbell, the poster child for either worst Dad ever or biggest idiot of the decade,  actually went to a New Jersey courthouse Monday for a custody hearing to ask for visitation rights for his youngest child who is in the States custody. Nothing unusual about that right? If you don’t remember this moron this is the guy who he and his equally dimwitted wife, actually  named their three children, Adolf Hitler, 7, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, 6, and 5-year-old Honzlynn Jeannie.

The couple also have another child (the one who the visitation rights hearing was about) named Heinrich Hons, 2, who was taken into the States custody right after he was born.

These dumba–es originally got the State’s attention  when a Shop-Rite refused to write “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on a birthday cake. Duh!!! Let’s see, why would anybody refuse to write “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on a birthday cake?

Hmmm,  considering that Adolf Hitler was the biggest mass murderer and most despised human being the world has ever known, could be just a small part of the reason, you think? In case you may have been living in a cave in a remote location in Tibet for the past 60 years, Adolf Hitler was responsible for the killing of 11 million Jews during world war II. That’s not even counting all the other’s who died fighting this monster.

I assume if I wanted a cake decorated with something like “Rot in Hell Adolf Hitler, I would not only get the cake decorated, I might even get the cake for free.

Back to the custody hearing, Heath Campbell, dumbs–t of the year shows up for his court hearing dressed in a full Nazi uniform, sporting a trimmed mustache reminiscent of Adolf Hitler (the man he named his firstborn child after).

Worst Dad EVER!!!

Now let’s just imagine for a minute that we were a Judge. If you had this case before you and this dumbs–t shows up for the hearing, dressed like this, what would you do?

Think about this for a minute. Here’s the setup for our little theater of the mind. Your a parent and you are desperate to  at least get visitation rights to see your children, who have been in the State’s custody since 2009. You get up in the morning, shower and perform your usual morning routine. You go to your closet and decide on your best outfit to make a good impression for the judge. So what do you pick out to wear?

Lets see?? The black suit? no, it looks too much like a funeral director. How about the brown suit? it fits really well and looks very conservative. No, I got it THE GRAY SUIT! That’s the one, the one that is the official replica of a Nazi uniform with all the patches, and belt and everything. PERFECT!!! Plus, it goes really well with my Hitler mustache and huge swastika tattoo on my neck. This will certainly make a really good first impression on the Judge, and he will absolutely see what a fine upstanding parent I am.

Hey dimwit, yes you, Heath Campbell, even murderers, robbers and rapists, wear suits and try to look clean cut for trial. After all you need to make a favorable impression on the justice system so you can hopefully have a somewhat positive outcome.

It seems to me that unless the Judge is a pin-head neo-nazi as well, which personally I believe is highly unlikely.  I estimate that your chance to ever get your children back, stands at somewhere in between slim and none. Maybe, you should do some research on how to win friends and influence people. Trust me, you’re really screwing up so far.

As always,

I am…

Tom Dye, The Safety Guy

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