State’s Top GOP Lawmakers Host Briefing On Secret Obama Mind-Control Plot. Form Mother Jones: “President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as “Delphi” to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That’s according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month.”

This is fu#king  shocking. After all these years of my Republican friends telling me not to “drink the kool-aid” every time I would try to get them to consider Barack Obama for President. I just assumed that this was a metaphor for Obama’s liberal/progressive agenda.I had no idea that they were actually trying to warm me about Obama’s insidious mind control plot. I  actually believed I supported Barack Obama because of his new ideas, his amazing speeches, and his new approach to governing.  I was dead wrong.

The first time Barack Obama came to my attention, was when he gave the keynote address at the 2004 Democratic convention. You remember the speech it was amazing. I thought to myself right then that this guy will become President of the United States someday. Who would have ever guessed that an unknown State Senator from Illinois with a funny name would one day soon be President of the United States. Evidently, stupid me, still thought this because of his amazing speech. Actually, he using his Delphi mind control technique on me.

The next time I became aware of Barack Obama was when he gave his nomination speech on the steps of the Illinois capital in Springfield. It was a really, really, cold day in Illinois, but the crowd was absolutely huge. Victoria and I both watched the speech live on the internet as our local Florida stations were not covering the event live.

Once again, I was totally enthralled, and so was Victoria. We were both absolutely certain that we were watching the next President of the United States. Was it because of his new ideas for how to change Washington, D.C.? We both thought so at the time, but now we know we were both mistaken, it was because of the Delphi mind control that was being used on both of us, and millions of others as well. We all became Barack Obama zombies.

Time went on, and Victoria and I saw Barack Obama twice in Tampa, Florida when he was seeking the Democratic nomination in 2008. Once again, both of us (and thousands of others at the rally’s) were absolutely enthralled with his charisma, and new ideas, for hope and change in Washington, D.C. We just assumed it was the man himself, but obviously it was the Delphi mind control again. Only this time there were now millions and millions of Barack Obama zombies.

Thousands became Obama volunteers, hundreds of thousands more donated money in small amounts.  The Barack Obama mind controlled zombies found themselves doing whatever the master asked of them. I mean this can be the only possible explanation, Think about it Barack Obama actually came out of nowhere and destroyed the Clinton Political machine. In 2008, Barack Obama overcame all odds and became the 44th President of the United States.

I really don’t have to rehash the 2012 election, (we all already know how it came out) because Barack Obama, and his Delphi mind controlled zombies, pulled if off again, and handily won re-election, even with a sluggish economy, and a high un-employment rate. Barack Obama and the Democratic Party won with a huge electoral college advantage, as well as picking up a larger majority in the Senate and picking up several seats in the House of Representatives. He even won 53% of the popular vote.

This has to be Delphi mind control, or else how could he have possible pulled off re-election under these circumstances, especially with a nice Conservative,  1950’s banker type, Father Knows Best, My Three Sons, Leave it to Beaver, Pleasantville, solid  Republican candidate like Mitt Romney, running against him. How could he possibly win? Obviously, with 53% of the voting population under the influence of Delphi mind control he couldn’t lose.

OK, enough of that. Everyone that knows me, would immediately realize that the last seven or so paragraphs of this post are nothing more than snarky sarcasm on my part.

So, who elected these pinheads in Georgia anyway? Who are theses idiots that would actually entertain this sort of clap-trap. I guess if the birthers, or tea party couldn’t convince them, then Obama must be using some sort of cold war era mind control technique, called Delphi.  How else could he have won re-election?

United Nations sponsored?  Communist Dictatorship? Forced Relocation’s? Cold War Era Mind Control Techniques? Are you fu#king kidding me?

Maybe, Obama won re-election because; we actually like Obamacare, maybe the majority of voting citizens are not conservative, but decidedly more liberal, maybe the majority of women do not want Republicans in their vagina’s,  maybe the majority of voters want the millionaires and billionaires to pay a little more taxes, maybe the majority of voters approve of same-sex marriage, maybe the majority of voters want comprehensive immigration reform,  maybe the majority of voters want a more level playing field to achieve the American Dream,  maybe the majority of voters want financial reform as well as consumer protections.

Maybe, there are thousands of reasons that over 3 million more people voted for Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney.  But, I am absolutely certain that a supposed cold war era mind control technique called Delphi, was not one of them.

Here’s a suggestion. Stop the absurd conspiracy theories, and get to work solving real problems. I am certain that the majority of voting American’s would agree with me.
I’m Just saying…

As always,

I am…

Tom Dye, The Safety Guy

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