The Orange Cheeto Dictator Continues To Systematically Dismantle everything Obama ever Did! 

Why isn’t everybody talking about this? The Orange Cheeto Dictator continues to dismantle everything President Obama ever did, regardless of how beneficial it was to the American people.

It is perfectly clear to me that The Orange Cheeto Dictator, hates former President Obama with “extreme prejudice”.  I mean seriously, lets just look at the facts:

For almost eight years The Orange Cheeto Dictator promoted the “Birther theory” nonsense against President Obama. This bizarre conspiracy theory that President Obama was not an actual “Natural Born”American Citizen” and thus not a legitimate President has been disproven by virtually everyone.

In the video above Cheeto Dictator goes on and on about how Obama only produced a “certificate of live birth” and it has no signature, etc., etc. Well let me tell you when I was going to travel to London in 1990, I had to get a copy of my certified birth certificate. This was only because the U.S. Govt no longer accepted my original birth certificate, the one that has my mothers thumb prints as well as my little footprints. This birth original certificate was hand signed by the doctor and even has a raised and embossed seal from the hospital where I was born.

I sent a request to the State of California for a certified certificate of birth. Hell, I didn’t even get a “Certificate of live birth, what I received was a “Certified Abstract of Birth” there was no signatures, or raised and embossed seal, not anything. But strangely, this was more than enough proof for citizenship for the United States Passport Office to issue me an official U.S. Passport.

Not to mention the fact that President Obama produced his “Long Form” birth certificate, which should have put this nonsense to rest once and for all. But it didn’t. Of course we would have to totally ignore the fact that President Obama served on the Senate Intelligence Committee and passed a deep background check, or the fact that the Shadow Government or maybe The Illuminati, had enough foresight to plant not one, but two, birth announcements in local newspapers announcing President Obama’s birth in the State of Hawaii in 1961. Talk about long term planning to make Barack Obama, President of the United States decades later.

This is the moment that I believe that The Orange Cheeto Dictator totally lost his mind and made it his mission in life to destroy President Obama’s legacy. This moment occurred on April 30, 2011 at the White House Correspondents Dinner, where Obama roasted  Donald Trump.

I believe that this was the exact moment when the now, President Orange Cheeto Dictator had his psychotic break from reality and made it his mission in life to destroy President Obama, and everything he stood for.

Now, that The Orange Cheeto Dictator was elected by a minority of morons, with the help of racists, bigots,and white supremacists, he has begun the systematic destruction of everything Obama ever stood for, and this is just is first 100 days.

Let’s take a look at a sample of what he’s done so far…

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Executive Order Minimizing the Economic Burden of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act Pending Repeal Instructs the Department of Health and Human Services to interpret the Affordable Care Act with discretion.

I guess we can ignore the fact that Republicans sued and won a dismantling a key provision of the Affordable care act and not to mention that the nation has the lowest rate of uninsured in the nations history.Can the Affordable care Act be tweaked to address the issues, certainly. But, the Orange Cheeto Dictator, doesn’t care.

Executive Order Expediting Environmental Reviews and Approvals For High Priority Infrastructure Projects. Calls for expediting construction of the Keystone XL and Dakota Access pipelines. The Orange Cheeto Dictator shows no regard for what the public or Indian Tribes feel about this issue.

Enhancing Public Safety In The Interior Of The United States. Calls for a crackdown on so-called sanctuary cities. First of all, there is no definition of sanctuary cities.

If you mean that cities or States refuse to hold a person that has been acquitted of all charges against them, and the U.S. Gov’t wants these individuals held without charges after they have been found not guilty of all charges of all charges against them, under our Constitution, they have to be released right away. By following the law, are releasing people who do not have any “judicial warrants” issued in order to hold them in custody, then certainly theses must be sanctuary cities. Who knew that following the U.S. Constitution was so complicated?

Border Security And Immigration Enforcement Improvements. Calls for the construction of a wall along the United States’ border with Mexico. 

Seriously??? If you really believe that we are going to big a big beautiful wall across 1,700 miles of our Southern border and Mexico’s actually going to pay for it, then you are as crazy as The Orange Cheeto Dictator. To quote Vicente Fox, the former President of Mexico, “We are not ever going to pay for a fucking wall”.  That about sums it up. Although, that doe’s not stop the Trumpian Orange Cheeto Dictator’s followers from believing it. It is actually kind of said that someone would take advantage of those who do not suffer from the ravages of intelligence, but the Orange Cheeto Dictator doe’s all the time. There really should be a law to stop this abuse. Of course, this doe’s not address those pesky Canadians along out Northern border either. After all, everyone knows that it is actually the Canadians that are the root cause of all our problems.

Protecting The Nation From Foreign Terrorist Entry Into The United States. Restricts entry to the U.S. for passport holders from seven Muslim-majority countries and halts entry for refugees for 120 days. 

This is the moment when the Orange Cheeto Dictator learned that he doe’s not have absolute power. There are those pesky things like the Democrats, the Congress, and the especially the Federal Courts, who are sworn to uphold the United States Constitution. There is this thing in the law called “intent” in which the courts base their decisions on. Who knew that if you create something called a “Travel Ban” that they could use your words against you when you were calling it a “Muslim Bam”?  Not one, or two, but three Federal Courts ruled against him because of this one interview. A rose by another name is still a rose.

Preventing Violence Against Federal, State, Tribal, and Local Law Enforcement Officers Instructs the Department of Justice to form a task force focused on reducing crime against law enforcement officers.

This is nothing more than cover for the racist Attorney General, Jeffrey Sessions to carry out his agenda. This order marginalize movements like Black Lives Matter, and doe’s nothing to get to the root cause of why Police Officers are attacked in the first place. There is a serious malignant cancer in any society where if you are black, hispanic or any other minority where your life could be in serious danger just because you were pulled over by Law Enforcement. I predict many more protests and civil actions before it gets any better. It’s really sad that The Orange Cheeto Dictator has to do everything the hard way, when the simple solutions are perfectly clear.

Restoring the Rule of Law, Federalism, and Economic Growth by Reviewing the Waters of the United States Rule. Instructs the Environmental Protection Agency and Army Corps of Engineers to review and reconsider an Obama-era clean water rule that clarifies which waterways should be protected under the Clean Water Act.

This is an environmental outrage, sure lets allow coal mining to dump tailings into streams, or Hey, whatever you want.  Let’s loom at the basic nature of water, Hey, I like clean water, who doesn’t?  If you pollute a small stream, it eventually flows into a river and eventually the ocean, bays, or whatever. This entire idea is insane!

Revocation of Federal Contracting Executive Orders. Revokes President Obama’s executive orders on fair pay and workplace regulations. 

Dave Jamison at The Huffington Post put it perfectly; “Repealing a regulation that had encouraged federal contractors to follow labor laws. Under the Obama-era rule, companies with an egregious record of violating wage and safety laws would lose their government contracts if they didn’t come into compliance. The idea behind the rule was to make sure unscrupulous employers didn’t receive taxpayer dollars.” WTF, is wrong with this? I mean seriously, who other that the Republicans and The Orange Cheeto Dictator could possibly find fault with only hiring contractors that followed fair labor and wage practices? Do you think that the Trumpian supporters are starting to realize that they have been conned? Most likely not, and the uneducated and deplorable, will believe anything until they crash head on into reality. But unfortunately, it is too late for them.

Enforcing Statutory Prohibitions on Federal Control of Education. Seeks to reduce federal intervention in education by ordering the Department of Education to review regulations and determine if they overstep the federal government’s authority. 

Here is where the Great Orange Cheeto Dictator has definitely drank the Kool -Aid and jumped off the cliff. of rationality. How many times have you heard the stories about the wingnut States that want to start teaching creationism? or How about the Texas School Board that tries to re-write history?  Here’s a golden opportunity to raise an entire generation of idiots.

Seriously, without Federal education standards, several of the Bible Belt States would be teaching this in public schools.

Really? The earth is only 6,000 years old and Noah’s arc included dinosaurs? Just imagine growing up being taught this pseudoscience and then trying to get into Harvard, Yale, Princeton or any other major University. Believe me it would happen.

Implementing an America-First Offshore Energy Strategy. Instructs the Department of the Interior to review regulations for offshore drilling. 

Am I the only fucking person that remembers the disastrous BP Oil spill? Seriously! That’s all I have to say about this.

And now, the ultimate Orange Cheeto Dictator fopah. (Or for anybody else on the planet this would be considered a suicidal career move) The Orange Cheeto Dictator abruptly fired the FBI Director James Comey who was smack in the middle of an active investigation of the Trump Administration for collusion with the Russians and the Russian hacking of our 2016 election.

In a delusional throwback to Trump’s Apprentice Show, reality TV days, where he could fire anybody at will and without any possible recourse, The Orange Cheeto Dictator fired James Comey by using some bullshit excuse about how Comey handled Hillary Clinton’s email investigation.

Really? Just how stupid doe’s The Orange Cheeto Dictator think we are? Was the FBI Director ready to issue subpoenas or warrants in the case?  What did Director Comey know that Trump wants to squash or interfere with? Believe me I am no fan of James Comey. He without a doubt caused Hillary Clinton to lose the election with his late October surprise.  If The Cheeto Dictator really had a problem with how Comey handled the Clinton email investigation he would have done it on January 20th.

There are a lot of misconceptions out there. This is not “technically” a constitutional crisis. The President has every right and legal authority to fire the FBI Director for  cause. However, there is a such thing as “societal norms regarding the U.S. Constitution” These societal norms have now been violated. Believe me, these societal norms will re-assert themselves with a vengeance. They always do.

I have no doubt whatsoever, that The Orange Cheeto Dictator will either resign, be impeached or even better yet, be removed as un fit under the 25th amendment. The 25th amendment option would be the ultimate humiliation for this thin skinned, lying, sociopathic authoritarian dictator to suffer. Just imagine how he would react after being removed from office on the grounds that he was unfit to serve as President?

The Orange Cheeto Dictator may try to undo everything that President Obama ever did, but he will ultimately fail. President was an honest, highly intelligent human being, who truly cared about everyone.

You see, Trump cannot erase President Obama, the man, his legacy, his ideals, honesty, or integrity, and especially the millions of activists and voters he inspired. These shall live on no matter what The Orange Cheeto Dictator says or does.

President Obama and his family served with class, humility, and so much more, and made all of us proud as a nation. History will look back fondly on President Obama’s eight years in office. The Orange Cheeto Dictator, Not So Much!


As Always,

I am…..

THomas Dyson


This essay is an original work of News Commentary, and Satire by; Thomas Dyson.